Evan: McLovin? What kind of stupid name is that Fogel? What, are you trying to be an R&B singer? Fogel: Naw, they let you pick any name you want when you get down there. Seth: And you landed on McLovin?! Fogel: Yeah, it was between that and Muhammed. Seth: Why the fuck would it be between that and Muhammed? Why don’t you just pick pick a common name like a normal person?! Fogel: Muhammed is the most common name on Earth. Read a fuckin book for once.