Four Things I Learned Last Night

1) Luke Bryan is a country singer who does in fact have a first name as a last name, and white people wearing plaid are very against you telling them he will never “Crash My Party” 
2) Walking around downtown at night cradling a Nutcracker statue like a baby will definitely get you attention, just not the attention you might be looking for.
3) Belting out Alone by Heart at Clive Burger to a bunch of strangers will force them to record you. Those recordings will be further proof that you are not a cast member of Glee.
4) Crashing Christmas parties is a lot like crashing weddings, with one big difference. When you’re the only asians in the place, convincing people you’re the adopted son of Uncle Jackie is both pointless and unnecessary.

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