If You Can’t Win Knock Over The Table

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Last night was a rite of passage for me. It marked my introduction to the world of BeerPong. I have never played before, but thanks to 2/3 of AOK featuring Fugaru and Victorious I was able to finally experience the glorious game I’ve only heard about in raucous tones. On the gat dam official table no less.

A few things I’ve learned from this momentous occasion:

1) I trash talk in any and all sports I play, no matter how obscure

2) BeerPong is a heck of a lot harder than it looks in the movies

3) Leaning on the table is frowned upon and gets you labeled as a “leaner”

4) Hitting the rim feels much worse than throwing up an airball

5) I lob more than I bounce

6) Being up 6-2 does not guarantee your team victory

7) I too, can be a gracious loser

8) But I’d much rather be a ungracious winner

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